The Ultimate Uke

regulationblues:

exactly4spiders:

karcas0110:

gentlemangeek:

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

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Thanks @niksfake

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unionshiporville:

PLEASE DEPART

milf-adjacent:
“kropotkindersurprise:
“May 16, 2023 - A swarm of bees in the Encino neighbourhood of Los Angeles attacked an “LAPD volunteer”, which is a thing apparently. The bees are quoted as saying “ACAB includes volunteer cops!“ [video]
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milf-adjacent:

kropotkindersurprise:

May 16, 2023 - A swarm of bees in the Encino neighbourhood of Los Angeles attacked an “LAPD volunteer”, which is a thing apparently. The bees are quoted as saying “ACAB includes volunteer cops!“ [video]

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murrkrow:
“ murrkrow:
“all time favorite quote
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new philosophy: this but unironically
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murrkrow:

murrkrow:

all time favorite quote

new philosophy: this but unironically

sreegs:

noctumsolis:

sreegs:

red-mercer:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer reveals she regrets buying Tumblr instead of Netflix or Hulu.  Yahoo bought Tumblr in 2013 for $1.1 billion, but by the time it was sold in 2019, the value of the platform was reportedly down to $3 million. pic.twitter.com/YfH5dpL4Kf  — Pop Base (@PopBase) May 7, 2023ALT

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn’t fuck up Netflix or Hulu

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

notanarutoblogs:

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

nendocris:

ublock-origin:

nendocris:

btw, the Ark of the Covenant is at my place

May I see it?

yeah, but watch out

were–ralph:

pinene:

pinene:

pinene:

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

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Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It’s $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

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Jail!

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Different Jail!

i thought this was the bottom half of those one office chairs

thevastnessof:

obsessed with villains who you just KNOW are aware deep down in their heart that they’ve done something unforgivable, but the only way to never admit that or face the guilt is to keep doing it over and over again until they don’t feel guilty about that first time anymore